this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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