You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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