Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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