I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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