explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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