i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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