honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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