apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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