her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
