): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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