Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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