ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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