You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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