I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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