Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The air was thick with penises
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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