i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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