5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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