um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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