i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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