I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
time to smoke my breakfast
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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