How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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