Someone shit on the floor
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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