He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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