What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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