Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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