it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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