they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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