Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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