his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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