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  • 33 39
    Submitted by porksword on Mar 8, 12 at 2:34pm

    He ate too much olive oil.

    • 22 38
      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 8, 12 at 7:13pm

      ooh I see what you did there

  • 29 34
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Mar 8, 12 at 1:43pm

    Eighty Eight

    • 25 32
      Submitted by BOOM7 on Mar 8, 12 at 1:59pm

      Number of times you got puked on before you decided to leave and realized you were an ugly fuck and that's why they were puking on u.

      • 34 33
        Submitted by porksword on Mar 8, 12 at 2:26pm

        Number of times semen has sneaked into your back door.

    • 25 26
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 10, 12 at 1:36pm

      Number of times he has serviced guys in sailor hats and had them cover him in vomit and dick drool.

  • 28 34
    Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 8, 12 at 2:00pm

    mighta been spinach

  • 26 34
    Submitted by LeeBeast on Mar 8, 12 at 4:55pm

    Nuke...