can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
ok first of all what the fuck
Never joke about your clitoris.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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