Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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If you say first, you probably have a masturbation injury.
Did you cunt your finger?
How do you get hurt while jerking off?
Wrist strain from repetitive low force impacts, resulting from torn or inflamed ligaments.
Was thinking of that tfln about slicing her clit... Don't think it was last year though.
The out of place shoulder from fml?