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  • If you say first, you probably have a masturbation injury.

    Submitted by 1337ist on Jun 14, 11 at 9:58am
  • Did you cunt your finger?

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 14, 11 at 1:04pm
  • First

    Submitted by wfhorseman on Jun 14, 11 at 9:31am
  • How do you get hurt while jerking off?

    Submitted by shaggerg on Jun 14, 11 at 10:12am
    • Wrist strain from repetitive low force impacts, resulting from torn or inflamed ligaments.

      Submitted by Vulpus on Jun 14, 11 at 10:41am
  • Was thinking of that tfln about slicing her clit... Don't think it was last year though.

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 14, 11 at 12:52pm
  • The out of place shoulder from fml?

    Submitted by ryan13 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:27pm