Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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