another moral hangover. fuck.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
ok first of all what the fuck
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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