you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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