oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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