Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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"It was so cold, lawyers had their hands in their own pockets."
So that's what the "H" stands for!
Please don't do that. if its that cold, my kidney cracker will probably be tucked away finding warmth of its own anyways.
You could always try using your own pockets...
Not exactly the best way to meet a possible hook up, remember cold shrinks body parts.
Yea...-22 St paul.Kickin it in Minnesnowta like The Norwegians do!!!.lol
Who will promptly scream like a little bitch as his junk rapidly retracts back inside his body !