i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
