it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
40s are totally the cure
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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