got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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He? As in you personified your dick?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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