dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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