you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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