Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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