You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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