I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
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Oh please, 8:23.....
I agree with 5:47 and 6:26 lol
I think if you send a text that uses the word "poo," you have not grown up.
That means you are constipated.
5:47 speaks the truth... And knowing is half the battle.
I think you need to reevaluate your usual diet, if alcohol is making your poo normal...
It means your liver's on strike, u cuntless wonder.
I weep for you. The alcohol shits are the best.
Alcohol leaves you dehydrated, so drinking more = your body needs more water = your body retains more waer = less watery, more solid poop
THE MORE YOU KNOWWW
Dude. If your poo is solid you are one serious alcoholic. Just sayin'.
i dont think i would ever shit if it wasnt for beer. its a fear of mine.
if you're not taking liquor shits the next day, you didn't go out hard enough.
hahahaha.....I think so.
My parents are old and they use the word poo. I think it's perfecty acceptable