They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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