This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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