I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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