Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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