I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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